dont-kill-the-kennedys:

wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming:

me when i miss my flight

How in the heavens is that a failed stunt jump

dont-kill-the-kennedys:

wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming:

me when i miss my flight

How in the heavens is that a failed stunt jump

(Source: wesleysnopes)

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castielsconvictions:

Misha Collins - Operational Risk Management. (x)

This is a very short video. 

**all I ask is credit for discovery, but share away. It makes me giggle uncontrollably. **

(Source: castielsconvictions)

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cumberbitchsandwich:

I’m going to start using the Master’s demonstration when people don’t get my jokes.

(Source: poisontao)

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davenitram:

nonespark:

" Minecraft Disney Castle

nO FUCKING WAY.

In terms of animation do you understand how long this must’ve taken

(Source: minecraftgifs)

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jiyongs-g-thong:

wheres the customize button for my face

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flandusism:

"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"

yo i’m straight not blind

713,558 notes

cross-poison:

why does everyone make a big deal of staying up until midnight for new years i do that every night their sleep game is weak

71,225 notes

vickisigh:

"girls look so much better with makeup"

literally everyone looks better with makeup i mean have you seen boys with eyeliner cos that is tha shit that sets my loins ablaze

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gerardsassbutt:

MY PARENTS ARE HAVING A NEW YEARS PARTY AND I WAS IN MY ROOM ON TUMBLR AND THEN I HEARD THE BEGINNING OF A THIS AINT A SCENE ITS AND GODDAMN ARMS RACE AND I RAN DOWN THE STAIRS AND AS SOON AS MY BROTHER SAW ME HE SAIDF, “I TOLD YOU, IF WE PLAY THAT MUSIC, SHE WILL COME”

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msromanov:

Amy Pond in The Girl Who Waited

(Source: janesfoster)

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prince-rylie:

"I can’t even begin to understand women" well generally I start by treating them like individual human beings rather than a collective consciousness and then go from there

(Source: ryl-e-coyote)

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fasterfood:

imagine being a newborn baby. u could fuck with people so hard. like someone goes “oh, how old are you?” you go “55”. they get confused as fuck. “wtf? u dont look close to 55”. at this point u have the upper hand. you smirk, and say “55…minutes”. everyone gets a good laugh. imagine

191,491 notes

diaemyung:

Literally, I thought that was one of Western dessert. 

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